Animal Jokes
1. Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
2. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
3. Why did the elephant quit the circus? Because it was tired of working for peanuts!
Food Jokes
1. Why was the pizza in a bad mood? Because it was feeling crusty!
2. What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well!
School Jokes
1. Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It was a sharp move!
2. What did the teacher say to the pencil? "You're a real 'sharp' student!"
3. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach his full potential!
Knock-Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
No, cows go "moo"!
2. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
Silly Jokes
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
3. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
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