The final part
OH..MY WIFE. 6
I stylishly danced towards the TV stand with my erected local government. My wife was tweaking . The smell of her perfume reminds me of our wedding night . The spirit of malice between my wife and I died the very moment she took off her clothes and the very moment I watched her tweaked.
She was tweaking and tweaking when I heard a knocked on the door. I went to the door and discovered it was Mr Johnson. He stood at the door entrance with his both hands on his waist.
" My face show and my shoe shine" he spoke cheerfully.
" What do you mean by that ? Abi you done win lottery?" I asked surprisedly.
" The wall of Jericho has finally fallen. My wife has fall yakata on my bed. She think she wise . I used all the strategies in this world just to make her fall and to God be the glory she has fallen flat like flat tire"
" You don't mean it . How did you do it ?" I asked. Mr Johnson glanced at me, shook his head, and laughed out loud.
" You just dey de play. We are not in the same level. As we speak, my lovely wife is inside the house preparing my favorite Amala and bitter leaf soup " he spoke as he rubbed his both hands together.
" My wife has totally refused to fall . I have tried all the strategies I do used on my girls before I got married but to no avail. That woman no want just fall. I think she has an iron heart. I bought shawarma and pizza she went and bought the same thing . I bought those boxers you asked me to buy but still she didn't fall. I don't just know what to do at all. I think all I need to do is to swallow my pride and go on my knees before her for peace to reign. I am tired " I spoke agitatedly.
" When you do that , she will think she has power over you . My brother keep seducing her till she talk to you just like my wife. MrBen remember the code; man must not fall "
" Come to think of it. How did you do it ? How did you seduced your wife? Because I have tried all your strategies and none of them seems to be working for my wife" I asked desperately.
He smiled.
" All you need to do is just one thing and nothing else "
"And what is that one thing "
"Dance naked before her "
"Naked?"
"Oh , yes naked. My wife saw the way I was dancing without clothes and she fell yakata just like a sneak that swallowed goat. Ben, don't just forget the code man must not fall "
"Mr Johnson , I think dancing naked is what I will do before her. If dancing naked will make her fall just like your wife, then mine shall fall to night " I coincide .
I thanked Mr Johnson and went back in to the house . I walked with my both hands behind and sat on the couch .
I gazed at my shirtless wife and swallowed saliva. " Amara, just swallow your pride and say something to me your husband and everything will be alright " I thought to myself as i stared at her sexy charming boobs.
Later at night , my wife and I were all seated in the bedroom pressing our phones when I recalled what Mr Johnson had said about walking naked befor her. I quickly got up and walked to the bathroom. I took a sweet shower and came out from the bathroom totally naked .
I stylishly walked towards her with my erected local government. She gazed at me and kept mute.
I stylishly catwalked round the bedroom waiting for her to fall but to no avail. " Where exactly is my selling point ? Nothing I do make this woman fall. What is it I must do to just see her talk to me? " I pondered
That night , I slept naked on the same bed with my wife without her making any posture.
The next day, I returned from work very tired and hungry. I walked in to the sitting room and saw my wife on the couch watching a movie. I walked passed her without uttering a word.
I took a shower and came and sat down with my empty stomach. My wife got up from the couch and went straight to the bedroom . Minutes later, my wife came out naked.
I watched her catwalked before my two eyes to the sitting room. Every part of her were shaking . I stylishly stared at her curves and swallowed saliva.
She stared at me right in the eyes with her both hands on her boobs. Her eyes were sparkling, I glanced at her sexy shape and said to myself " I can not come and loose my wife all because of a code" I went to where she was seated, and grabbed her by the waist and planted a kiss on her lips.
" Honey, I am sorry "
" I am sorry too" she mumbled in a sweet tone.
I smiled and planted another kiss on her lips.
" I prepared your favorite pounded yam and egusi soup. I wanted using it as my last strategy to get you back. I said if you didn't fall to it , I will just leave to my fathers house" she said in tears .
I wiped off the tears on her eyes and hugged her tight to myself. That night, was the best night I ever had with my wife.
The next morning, after having a sweet breakfast with my wife , she walked me to the door, hugged me and planted a kiss on my lips .
She went back in to the house when Mr Johnson came out from his house.
" I saw everything that happens, I told you she will fall " he spoke excitedly. I tapped him on the shoulder , smiled and said to him;
"Mr Johnson. My face don show and my shoe done shine" I kicked my car, and drove to work .
Ever since then, I have refused to take any advice from a third party in to my marriage.
This isn't just a comic story, but a lesson to all married men and woman out there .
THE END..
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