Even though I have known that I have attraction for men as early as I was 8, when I was 14 in JSS2, I have a specific kind of men that arouse me and that I find even more attractive...
Rev Fathers!
Maybe because as a 14 year old, I used to believe then that, since Rev Fathers do not marry, they don't have sex and that makes all of them virgins.
So the thought of me being the first to hold and even suck a virgin Rev Father phaIIus, a phaIIus that have never been touched or sucked before, not only arouse me but also makes me horny, everytime.
These fantasy became even more intense when Father Nicholas (a new priest) was newly transferred to our parish.
Father Nicholas is so handsome.
An Igbo man.
He has a very fitted body, I can tell even from his cassocks.
Has a very cute smile and a commanding voice yet so calm when he speaks.
For months I have an unhealthy crush and fantasies for Father Nicholas.
Everytime he is on the altar preaching, I was in the congregation undressing him with my eyes and doing very very ungodly things to him in my head.
I don't usually go to baptism class but when I heard from a friend that Father Nicholas used to teach baptism class sometimes, I do not only became active in baptism class, I also never missed until the day I was baptized.
At these points, I was already secretly I love with a Rev Father.
However, the love I have for this priest was so unhealthy because I did the unthinkable for him.
One day, just after baptism class, he was on the phone and was thanking someone who sent him foodstuffs.
His exact words that hit me was...
... also thank you for the dried fishes you sent me. It's as if you know cuz I love dried fish very much. I love you so much for this and may God bless you...
Because I wanted Father Nicholas to also tell me that he loves me, I mmediately got an idea to achieve that.
Mama Miracle is a dried fish trader.
She also sells dried crayfish, prawns, ogbono and snails...
She sells in retail price only.
So that night, when everybody was fast asleep in my house...
I woke up in the middle of the night, sneak into my mother's store where she kept her goods for sale and begin measure and stole the following items...
One custard bucket of crayfish - 3000
One custard bucket of big red prawn - 6000
Big Asa (aka Aba) fish -16,000 (a set is 8k each)
Catfish (pond) - 4000
Stock fish - 4000
Total- 33,000 naira.
In 2008, this money was considered a huge amount.
But guess what...
I bundled all my stolen goods together, took them to my room and hide them under my bed.
In the morning, I waited for my elder brother and mother to go to the market...
When they have gone, I took my stolen goods out and carry them to the Parish house.
When I got there, I knocked at the door and Fada house help answered.
I told him I want to see Fada, that it's my mummy that sent me.
Fada was called, and when he came to meet me, he was wearing a short and fitted round-neck polo.
Kai!... See man legs, odikwa very sexy, clean and straight menhhhh
My love was looking even more handsome than ever...
"I would gladly rob a bank for that Padre, I swear to God"
And just like that, I gave him the stolen goods and told him that my mummy said I should come and dash him everything.
When Father open bag and saw goodies, his eyes wide with surprised and excitement.
He told me to kneel down before him, so he can pray for me.
(I have always fantasized kneeling down in front of him and him holding my head firm, several times in my head, but it was not for prayer tho.)
I quickly kneel...
And because I have always fantasized about his touch, Immediately Fada lay his hands on my head to pray for me, I was instantly pregnant for him.
Yes, you heard me right, his touch alone immaculately got me pregnant.
After the prayer, he didn't tell me he loves me like he told that person on the phone the other day...
But I didn't mind because he told me 'thank you' and also got me pregnant through his touch.
I was so happy.
I refuse to bath that day, cuz I fear that if I bath, I might wash Fada touch off my head.
At home, I was still lust with the thought of Father Nicholas when Mama Miracle came back from the market and started complaining that some of her goods were missing.
Just then, her phone rang... it was Father Nicholas.
He was calling her to thank her for the gifts she send to him through me.
At this point, I just want to point out that...
READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISE...
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ NEXT MAY BE CONSIDERED CHILD ABUZE IN SOME COUNTRIES
BUT NOT FOR AFRICAN MOTHERS LIKE Mama Miracle.
This woman went and close the doors so I won't escape, tie my hands and legs together with rope like the criminal that I was and begin use 'Better Water-Cane' to flog the spirit of crushing and loving Rev Fathers out of my body.
Mama Miracle is left-handed, one stroke of cane from her left hand can send you to hell and back...
So imagine strokes of her cane raining on me, on every part of my body...
I swear, I d!ed that day and came back to life.
That day, Mama Miracle flog the spirit of man, the spirit of loving and fantasizing about Rev Fathers and men of God and also my imaginary pregnancy that I have for Father Nicholas out from me.
During the course of flogging, the cane pieces, she began using anything she could lay her hands on to hit me.
Slippers, broom, garri-turner, can, hanger, cover of pot were all users to flog me that day.
At a point I passed out and fainted, she ran out, get a bucket of water, came back and pour it on me and I regain myself.
She continues to flog me a little bit more to make sure I have fully regain myself 😩
Because I did small criminality for my lover Father Nicholas, that day I was given the beating and flogging that criminals deserve.
After beaten me to her satisfaction...
Mama Miracle was parading me to Parish house to go and retrieve back her stolen goods
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