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Amaka wanted to surprise her Granny for her Birthday.

 

She planted a fake bom.b in the living room on D-Day.

 

Grandma was strolling in the living room on her Wheel chair, until she stumbled on a timer-like device.

 

1:27, 1:26, 1:25...the timer was beeping. Grandma's developed stroke immediately.

 

Amaka came out of the kitchen and saw Grandma's body, stiff like 3 days bread. She cried out loud..."it's a fake bom.b 😭😭"

 

"I planted the fake bom.b beside the fridge, how come?", She said to herself.

 

Amaka had told me she wanted to 'blow', but she didn't explain...she was referring to her Music Career.

 

Well, guess who just got blowed up?😂

 

I'm glad I helped her achieve her dreams😂

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