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Part 1: The Weirdest Job Youâve Never Heard Of â Guessing a Cactusâs Mood
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Imagine getting paid not just to look at a plant, but to guess its mood. Sounds like a joke? Not anymore. Welcome to the surreal world of MoodSpikes â an app that rewards users for interpreting the emotional state of cacti using AI-backed mood prediction tools.
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Yes, itâs as strange and fascinating as it sounds.
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I first heard about MoodSpikes from a quirky TikTok trend: people staring at their prickly green roommates and guessing if they were âhappy,â âanxious,â or âbored.â When I dug deeper, I discovered a whole underground economy where people are actually making money by doing this. Curious and slightly amused, I decided to dive in myself.
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Part 2: How Can You Guess a Cactusâs Mood? Is It Even Possible?
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Biologically, plants donât have emotions. But scientists have found that plants do respond to stimuli â light, touch, temperature â in ways that sometimes mimic human-like âmoods.â Some studies suggest plants emit subtle electrical signals and chemical changes when stressed or thriving.
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MoodSpikes uses a mix of:
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- Photos of your cactus taken via the app.
- Environmental data (humidity, sunlight, temperature).
- AI algorithms trained on plant physiology and âbehavioralâ data.
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The app then presents users with cactus images and data, asking them to guess the mood â ranging from âContent,â âThirsty,â âStressed,â to âSleepy.â
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Your guesses are scored against AI predictions and actual plant sensor readings. The closer you are, the more crypto rewards you earn.
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Part 3: My First Day as a Cactus Mood Guesser
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Armed with my phone and a borrowed cactus from a friend (who thought I was crazy), I downloaded MoodSpikes.
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The first assignment showed me a picture of a cactus bathed in warm sunlight. The app asked, âMood?â
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I thought: It looks firm and healthy, so maybe âContent.â I guessed.
The app responded: âCorrect! +2.5 SPIKE tokens.â
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Next was a cactus under artificial light, its needles slightly drooped. I guessed âTired.â
The app: âClose! +1.8 SPIKE tokens.â
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As the day went on, I got better â learning to spot subtle clues like color tone and needle posture. After an hour, Iâd earned about $3 worth of SPIKE tokens.
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It was oddly satisfying â like being a cactus whisperer but with money attached.
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Part 4: The Science (and Pseudoscience) Behind Reading Plant Moods
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While scientists havenât conclusively proven plant emotions, thereâs growing evidence plants communicate through electrical signals and chemical reactions.
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Research from institutions like the University of Washington and the University of Florence shows plants respond to:
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- Touch and sound vibrations.
- Environmental stressors like drought.
- Chemical signals to warn nearby plants.
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MoodSpikes builds on this by layering AI to interpret these signals visually and environmentally, then crowdsourcing human intuition to âdecodeâ moods.
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But part of the magic is the subjective experience. Many users report feeling a strange empathy towards their cacti, blurring lines between objective data and emotional connection.
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Part 5: The Economy of Guessing Plant Moods â How Real is the Money?
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MoodSpikes pays in SPIKE tokens, a cryptocurrency launched with the app.
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- Average earnings per guess range from 0.5 to 3 SPIKE tokens.
- 100 SPIKE tokens equal roughly $10, fluctuating with market trends.
- Bonus tokens for streaks, accuracy, and special ârare cactusâ guesses.
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Top guessers reportedly earn up to $150/month just by spending 30 minutes a day.
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The company partners with eco-tech firms interested in plant health data, monetizing the combined human-AI input to improve smart farming and home gardening tools.
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Part 6: The Community and Culture of Cactus Mood Guessers
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MoodSpikes has cultivated a vibrant community on Discord and Reddit. Users share:
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- Their favorite cactus pics.
- Wild theories about cactus personalities.
- Strategies for guessing better.
- Funny moments when a cactus âflipped its mood.â
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One user swore her cactus was âmoodyâ after she played loud music nearby. Another claimed his cactus âsmiledâ after a sunny weekend.
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Itâs not just about money; itâs about belonging to a quirky new wave of plant lovers turned amateur bio-readers.
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Part 7: Challenges â What Makes This Job Harder Than You Think
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Guessing cactus moods isnât as easy as staring at a green blob.
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Challenges include:
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- Similar appearances: Many cacti look alike, subtle differences can change the mood completely.
- Environmental noise: Indoor lighting and temperature fluctuations add complexity.
- Bot accuracy: Sometimes the AIâs âcorrect answerâ feels arbitrary or off.
- Market volatility: SPIKE token prices swing wildly, affecting income predictability.
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Despite these, top guessers hone their skills with practice, and some use macro lenses and sensors to improve accuracy.
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Part 8: Personal Reflections â Is This Fun, Weird, or Both?
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Spending hours guessing a cactusâs mood made me reflect on how we humans crave connectionâeven with plants. Itâs absurd and wonderful at once.
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The work is meditative, encouraging you to slow down and notice tiny details. And getting paid for it? Thatâs a new kind of satisfaction.
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Would I do it full-time? Probably not. But itâs a quirky side hustle with genuine community, learning, and a little crypto reward.
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Part 9: The Future â Beyond Cacti, Into the World of Plant Mood Economy
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If cactus mood guessing is this popular, whatâs next?
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Experts predict:
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- Expanding to other plants: bonsais, ferns, succulents.
- Integration with home gardening IoT sensors for real-time mood feedback.
- VR experiences where you interact with âemotionalâ virtual plants.
- NFTs of rare or âemotionally uniqueâ plants.
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In short, the plant mood economy is sprouting up, promising a new frontier of nature-tech and crypto fusion.
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â Sources
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- University of Washington, Plant Bioelectrical Communication Studies, 2023
- University of Florence, Plant Stress and Response Research, 2022
- MoodSpikes Official Website & Whitepaper, 2025
- Reddit r/MoodSpikes â Community Insights and Testimonials
- Medium Article: âThe New Green Economy: Reading Plant Moods for Profitâ by Lara Green
- CoinGecko: SPIKE Token Market Data https://coingecko.com/en/coins/spike-token
- Journal of Emerging Bioeconomies, Vol. 5, 2024: âAI and the Future of Plant-Driven Workâ
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Written by the author, Fatima Al-Hajri đ©đ»âđ»
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