Wetin dey happen when Nigerian man see food wey dem no invite am? Him go dey "chew" am for mind!
Why Nigerian woman dey use umbrella for sun and rain? Because dem no wan "scatter" dia hair!
Wetin be the difference between Nigerian man and bicycle? Bicycle no dey "fall" enter pothole
Why Nigerian jollof rice dey "fight" Ghana jollof rice? Because dem no wan "share" dia title!
Wetin dey happen when Nigerian man eat egusi soup without fufu? Him go dey "search" for fufu for belle! (What happens when a Nigerian man eats egusi soup without fufu? He'll be "searching" for fufu in his stomach!)
Why Nigerian woman dey add too much pepper for dia stew? Because dem wan "kill" dia husband hunger!
Wetin be the meaning of "how far"? Na "how much" you get for pocket!
Why Nigerian man dey say "ogbeni" to him friend? Because him wan "respect" am!
Wetin dey happen when Nigerian man hear "free food"? Him go dey "rush" am like "area boy"!
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