Bird poop embarrassment.

One time, when I was in college, I was walking to class with my friend. It was a beautiful day outside, and we were enjoying the sunshine and chatting away. Suddenly, I felt something hit the top of my head.

I looked up to see a bird flying away, and I realized that it had just pooped on me! I was completely grossed out and embarrassed, and my friend started laughing hysterically.

We were in the middle of campus, so there were lots of people around. I didn't know what to do, so I just stood there in shock, covered in bird poop.

My friend, still laughing, suggested that we go to the bathroom to try and clean it off. So we rushed to the nearest restroom, where I spent the next few minutes trying to wash the poop out of my hair and off of my clothes.

After I had cleaned up as best I could, we went to class. I was still feeling embarrassed and self-conscious, but my friend kept making jokes about it and trying to get me to laugh.

Eventually, I had to admit that it was pretty funny, and we both ended up laughing about it for the rest of the day. It was definitely a memorable experience, and one that I'll never forget!