Jokes in Nigeria Pidgin

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1" Have you ever sat in a bus & start practicing how to tell the driver to drop you at the next bus stop? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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2" Somebody will leave village to Lagos and in 6months he is rich.

Nigerian movies are the reason Lagos is over-populated.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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3 "Look at your mates"

This statement has pushed many to prison, and a lot more to their early graves.

Say no to competitive life!

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4" Truly she might not be demanding..๐ŸคทBut she is expecting...๐Ÿ™„Don't assume she doesn't need it..๐Ÿค”Give her when u have๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ

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5" A Naija Drunkard Will Never Ever Admit that He's Drunked..You Will Ask Him": Kenneth Your Mouth Is Smelling..oo You are Drunked!! He'll Be Lyk.. Taa!! Me?? DrunKed?? WaKa!!๐Ÿ– But he av been Knocking 0n his Door for over 15hrs Now๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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6" My broda Have u ever encounter a jealous girl before? I mean real jealous girl..She Can See July 0n ur Calendar and be lyk Hey! Joseph When Did this one Start? Who Is July๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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7" Some Girls Will Bleach Until You See How Blood is Circulating in Their Veins๐Ÿ˜‚

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8" The reason why insurance is difficult to sell in Nigeria is because most families are covered with the blood of Jesus๐Ÿ˜‚

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9" Don't judge my English, you never know If I'm using English Lite.๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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10" The beauty of a Lady on Social media, depends on the kind of phone she's using...Some Will Snap With Iphone12 but was Posted With Itel502๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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11" You are busy telling someone's๐Ÿ‘ด

daughter๐Ÿ‘ฉ that you can't breathe without her, Is your family aware that you are on life support?๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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13" I just found out I am among the problems of this country. So am asking you all to join hands together & sponsor me to Canada.๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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14" Money is not everything but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

See ehnn ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

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Please don't go without following me for more interesting jokes daily ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰ Young Comedinoย 

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