Today's most phenomenal Jokes ever ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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1. If u smoke weed when reading ur
book,,dat means u r highly educated....
sense will not k!ll me๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐
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2. For those of you that went to private
school, that sabi book well well please
what's the past tense of Gotv?๐๐๐๐
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3. Before you get serious with a girl ,
take her to the club to see how many guys
know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my
brother*๐๐คญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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4. Girls with big foreheads they don't forget
so easily. They will remind you the things
you did on the 21st of July 2008 20:05 P.m
That external hard drive on their heads is
working overtime๐๐๐
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5. Na money be fine bobo
Obasanjo and oshiomole get money
They fine ???
Yehh See Stone๐๐๐๐
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6. I will never forget the day I bought my
crush pizza..15 minutes later hisย
Girlfriend posted eating pizza with my bae๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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7. Very soon Mtn will be like:
After dialing *303# to borrow airtime what
you will see is :
Dear customer kindly swear that you will pay
it back in 2days:
Select ....
A. Swear with *Amadioha*๐
B. Swear with *Ekwenaaru*๐
C. Swear with *Ayelala*๐
D.No swearing with *God* here cos that
man is too merciful๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐๐
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8. My friend slept in class, i took his phone
and change my name in his contact to "dad"
then i text him" son i just won 500 million
dollars in the lottery. We are rich now, you
don't hav to go to school anymore" after my
friend read that, he packed everything and
walked out of the class. My teacher ask him
were he was going, he turned back and
gave her a middle finger and said" shut your
f**king mouth up!"๐๐๐๐
Does anyone know a good place to hide he
is hunting me now. ๐ฅฐ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย
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9. Even girls who used bucket to bath will be
like;
Baby please call back later I want to shower๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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10. PM*Someone just inbox me now saying
"Don't let human BEANS pull you down" ... I
replied... I will RICE again because I YAM
strong*_....
I sabi English die๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย
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11. if u read this and yet u did not like/
comment,my friend ur problem never get
solution yet
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12. Thank you so much for your dedication towards the growth of this page I appreciate you alot guys and I will keep making you guys smile always
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