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1. If u smoke weed when reading ur

book,,dat means u r highly educated....

sense will not k!ll me๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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2. For those of you that went to private

school, that sabi book well well please

what's the past tense of Gotv?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜€

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3. Before you get serious with a girl ,

take her to the club to see how many guys

know her .

*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my

brother*๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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4. Girls with big foreheads they don't forget

so easily. They will remind you the things

you did on the 21st of July 2008 20:05 P.m

That external hard drive on their heads is

working overtime๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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5. Na money be fine bobo

Obasanjo and oshiomole get money

They fine ???

Yehh See Stone๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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6. I will never forget the day I bought my

crush pizza..15 minutes later hisย 

Girlfriend posted eating pizza with my bae๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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7. Very soon Mtn will be like:

After dialing *303# to borrow airtime what

you will see is :

Dear customer kindly swear that you will pay

it back in 2days:

Select ....

A. Swear with *Amadioha*๐Ÿ˜€

B. Swear with *Ekwenaaru*๐Ÿ˜€

C. Swear with *Ayelala*๐Ÿ˜€

D.No swearing with *God* here cos that

man is too merciful๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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8. My friend slept in class, i took his phone

and change my name in his contact to "dad"

then i text him" son i just won 500 million

dollars in the lottery. We are rich now, you

don't hav to go to school anymore" after my

friend read that, he packed everything and

walked out of the class. My teacher ask him

were he was going, he turned back and

gave her a middle finger and said" shut your

f**king mouth up!"๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

Does anyone know a good place to hide he

is hunting me now. ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ย 

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9. Even girls who used bucket to bath will be

like;

Baby please call back later I want to shower๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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10. PM*Someone just inbox me now saying

"Don't let human BEANS pull you down" ... I

replied... I will RICE again because I YAM

strong*_....

I sabi English die๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ย 

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11. if u read this and yet u did not like/

comment,my friend ur problem never get

solution yet

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12. Thank you so much for your dedication towards the growth of this page I appreciate you alot guys and I will keep making you guys smile always

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