Today's most phenomenal Jokes ever ππππππ
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1. If u smoke weed when reading ur
book,,dat means u r highly educated....
sense will not k!ll meπ€£π€£ππππ
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2. For those of you that went to private
school, that sabi book well well please
what's the past tense of Gotv?ππππ
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3. Before you get serious with a girl ,
take her to the club to see how many guys
know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my
brother*ππ€π€£π€£π€£
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4. Girls with big foreheads they don't forget
so easily. They will remind you the things
you did on the 21st of July 2008 20:05 P.m
That external hard drive on their heads is
working overtimeπππ
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5. Na money be fine bobo
Obasanjo and oshiomole get money
They fine ???
Yehh See Stoneππππ
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6. I will never forget the day I bought my
crush pizza..15 minutes later hisΒ
Girlfriend posted eating pizza with my baeπ©π©ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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7. Very soon Mtn will be like:
After dialing *303# to borrow airtime what
you will see is :
Dear customer kindly swear that you will pay
it back in 2days:
Select ....
A. Swear with *Amadioha*π
B. Swear with *Ekwenaaru*π
C. Swear with *Ayelala*π
D.No swearing with *God* here cos that
man is too mercifulππ½ββοΈπππ
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8. My friend slept in class, i took his phone
and change my name in his contact to "dad"
then i text him" son i just won 500 million
dollars in the lottery. We are rich now, you
don't hav to go to school anymore" after my
friend read that, he packed everything and
walked out of the class. My teacher ask him
were he was going, he turned back and
gave her a middle finger and said" shut your
f**king mouth up!"ππππ
Does anyone know a good place to hide he
is hunting me now. π₯°π€£π€£πππππππππππππππππππππππππΒ
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9. Even girls who used bucket to bath will be
like;
Baby please call back later I want to showerπππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
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10. PM*Someone just inbox me now saying
"Don't let human BEANS pull you down" ... I
replied... I will RICE again because I YAM
strong*_....
I sabi English dieπ π ππππππππππππππππππππππππππΒ
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11. if u read this and yet u did not like/
comment,my friend ur problem never get
solution yet
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12. Thank you so much for your dedication towards the growth of this page I appreciate you alot guys and I will keep making you guys smile always
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