I wondered just how today would turn out to be. I didn't in my wildest dreams think that it could be like this.

I was sleeping when I heard my phone ring, I opened one eye and checked to see who caller was, it was an unknown number. Who could it possibly be?

However, my desire to sleep was far greater than my curiosity so, I turned and went back to sleep. The phone rang again and I pushed it aside and snuggled closer to my bed. So comfy!

Then, I suddenly thought, what if it was an important call? I reluctantly took my phone and flashed the caller. The person called back and...

It was a gentleman 🤭 He spoke softly and eloquently. Ah! Abi somborri son aff pada found me ni? Then he said something every lady have dreamed of hearing...

I want to deliver a surprise Valentine's package for you. A friend of mine asked me to deliver it to you.

Chai! It was too good to be true. My sleepy eye cleared. I asked "Is this a prank?". He said no. Hei God! The day has come o. Surprise valentine delivery to my house. Their fada 🤭

He said he would deliver it in an hours time. I jumped up from the bed. Sleep no more for sleeping beauty has arisen. I wanted to jump into the bath and dress up so that I can beautifully go and recieve my package.

I wondered what it would contain? The valentine clichè? I would love money cake to normal cake, maybe a cute teddy bear with a big grin, some chocolates, food and chicken, snacks, ice cream or something.

My imagination had gone far and wide. 1 hours time, 1 hours time. Wait for me, I'm coming 🙉

I logged in to my WhatsApp and saw a message from my brother. Oh bless his soul, I had thought of calling him just the day before.

I checked his message only to see the dreaded words... IT WAS A PRANK! 

Then it clicked. The call, my valentine surprise, 1 hour time. It was a prank? I'm going to beat somebody's son up! Don't beg me o.

 People are recieving valentine's gift and sweet messages. The best my little brother could do was have his friend call me with an unknown number to prank me about coming to deliver a special valentine's gift and ask me for my address.

I'm about to beat the valentine out of him with severe vawulence. Don't hold me o. 

To think that it was that call that woke me up and the person kept calling when I didn't pick up. The tenacity!

Anipe you should hold on to God, He cannot shenk you laidat! What do we do now? My expectations has been cut short 😭