Osimhen Try To Jump Like Ronaldo, But Gravity Say NO! See Wetin Happen For That Match

Make we no lie, Ronaldo na no be human being. That man na kangaroo wey wear jersey.

For 2019, Juventus vs Sampdoria, Ronaldo jump 2.56 metres for air to score header. 2.56m! Na like person wey jump enter second floor to go collect ball.

The whole world shout: "GOAT! GOAT! GOAT!"

Our own Victor Osimhen dey for house dey watch am, dey chew gala. E say, "Ah ah, na jump be this? If na jump, I sabi jump pass Ronaldo. For Naija, we dey jump fence to escape dog since small."

So Osimhen enter pitch with full confidence.

THE JUMP WEY CAUSE PROBLEM

Match don hot. Cross come from wing — sweet cross, the type wey dey call striker name.

Osimhen look ball, look goalpost, look Ronaldo record for im mind.

E say for mind: "Today na today. I go fly."

My brother, Osimhen jump!

E jump... e jump... e jump...

But gravity look am say: "My friend, calm down. You be Osimhen, you no be Ronaldo. Come down small small."

Osimhen still dey for air dey find ball, ball don already go. Defender wey be like 5ft don already head ball comot.

Osimhen land for ground, e look up, e look down, e look referee like say referee push am.

Fans for stadium shout: "Osimhen! Na jump you come jump abi na dance you come dance?"

WHY RONALDO JUMP DIFFERENT?

Make we talk true. Ronaldo jump no be ordinary jump.

Ronaldo dey train leg like say e dey prepare for Olympics. E dey do gym, e dey do squat, e dey eat chicken wey no get oil, e no dey drink Coke.

Osimhen own? Osimhen dey eat Amala and Ewedu, e dey drink Maltina. How you wan compete?

Ronaldo na 40 years, but im leg be like 20 years old boy wey just collect new bicycle.

Osimhen na 27 years, but when e jump, e be like person wey jump to catch mosquito.

One fan for Twitter talk am well: "Ronaldo jump na 2.56m. Osimhen jump na 2.56cm. Difference no too much, na just 'm' and 'cm'." 😂

OSIMHEN NO GIVE UP

But make we no laugh Osimhen too much. Our boy try.

Last season for Galatasaray, Osimhen jump score one header wey make everybody shout. E jump high, e hang for air like say e pause time.

Commentator shout: "OSIMHEN! OSIMHEN! Na Ronaldo be this?"

Osimhen run go celebrate, e remove shirt, e point to sky like say: "Ronaldo, I dey come o!"

And Ronaldo for Saudi Arabia dey watch am for TV, dey smile, dey say: "Small boy, you try, but you never reach. Come and meet me for gym first."

THE REAL TRUTH

Osimhen na beast for air. E fit jump, e fit head, e fit score. But Ronaldo jump record na different level.

Na like comparing Okada to Private Jet. Both dey fly for road, but one dey fly for sky.

Osimhen jump = Powerful

Ronaldo jump = Supernatural

If Osimhen want break Ronaldo record, e must do 3 things:

1. Stop Amala for 1 month — Ronaldo no dey chop Amala

2. Sleep by 9pm — No more night gist

3. Train leg every day — No excuse

If e do am, maybe one day, e go jump 2.57m and break the record. And the whole Nigeria go shout: "NAIJA TO THE WORLD!"

CONCLUSION

Osimhen try, e fail small, but e no shame. Na only person wey try dey fit break record.

Ronaldo na GOAT for jump, but Osimhen na our own GOAT for Naija. We love am like that.

So my people, who jump pass?

COMMENT RONALDO if you think Ronaldo jump na juju.

COMMENT OSIMHEN if you think Osimhen go break the record one day.

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