How to get your ex on their knees

HOW TO GET YOUR EX ON THEIR KNEES

Looking passionately for answers. I remembered a wise man said "follow the stars". But I was so lazy to keep following the stars that leads to where I know not.

So I, a couch potato sat on a stone gazing at the end of the sky that were held up by the mountains. With religious concentration,But no answers came.

     I was still seated on the stone as a comforting hand softly rested on my shoulder, turning to see mum looking deep into my soul, I could read her mind and intentions, as they were too obvious to be ignored. Mum took me in, and sat me on a sofa and said to me " my love, time will answer all your questions, all you need to do is to imbibe the spirit of my mother, PATIENCE"

     It was a bit easy since I need not to work but stay on the sofa in patience until time answers my questions. 

I've stayed for long on the sofa, too long to remember when I sat there, the wall clock kept breaking the tranquility of the atmosphere, time has gone, but no answers came.

     My spirit suffered severe terror and disorder, my peace was seized, days of total unrest passed with no food nor water crossed the door of my mouth. I trembled and my spirit kept questioning.  

     Boom! you entered into the space and turned on the light back, showering me with kisses and flowers, leading me to actual destination were the stars could not, masterminding every time I waited to be flawless and fruitful better than the days of horrible waitings.

     My spirit is now at ease, since you turn on the light again and now I can see that love answers it all...

 

      "eh eh eh , no now, I can't be smiling while reading this, I can't just fall for this cheap primary school letter writing and what else did he attach to this" Elsa said as she unraveled more of the package, "flower " she continued "The flower is even plastic, what did you take me for? some cheap harlot? " Elsa said angrily as she threw the flower, the letter and the entire gift bag at me as some snacks and juice fell along with a car key on the floor, seeing the keys Elsa was remorse and tried correcting what she messed up " please is the devil's hand work " She continued begging me as I picked up the key to my brand new car and went straight to the car and left for home. She thought I got her a new car, not knowing I mistakenly dropped my car key in the gift bag.

     Till date, Elsa keeps on begging me to be her lover.

but ain't gonna tak

e no sh*t.

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