Jokes

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        😹 HOT LAUGHTER JOKES 😂

 

1. The funny thing about being a Rich guy is that every lady you approach is Sīngle.

But when you are pøør brother, even a newly born Baby has a bøyfrīend 🙉🤣

 

2. “Mummy, they said we should pay #2OOO for our security levy”, mum replies, “go and tell your school you are covered with the Bløød of Jesus” 🤗😹

Wømen self... 😅

 

3. One lady somewhere is preparing motivational quotes to post tomorrow because her man hasn’t called her since yesterday 😂

 

4. TEACHER: Who can make sentence with ‘small’

Faith Testimony: Small yänsh dey shākë oo 😜😆

 

5. Me and my ëx use to stop taxi and rün away. 😁😄

I’m sure she miss me ! 😋😅

 

6. Who will be free tomorrow ? 🥴

I want us to go and knøck at people’s door and rün away 🏃

It’s gonna be fun 🤗😹

 

7. Real men don’t play Temple run. They go to the zoo, open the gate of a Cheetah 🐆 and start rūnning 😜

Free trip to heavën 🤣

 

8. Must we even write exam, can’t they just call all of us, and tell us to swear that we understood the çøürsë * 💔😸😂

 

9. Emeka: My dad fëll in the well

Bae: Oh my God ! Is he alright ?

Emeka: He must be, cuz he stopped calling for hëlp since yesterday 🥴😹

 

10. This Nigerian movie I’m watching now, one girl 👩 went to bäbälāwø to make his ex bøyfrīend 👱🏼‍♂️ run mäd, only to find out that the nätïve doctor was the boy’s father 🧔... Lemme not tell you what happened next 🤗

I’ll tell you in the next episode on my profile 😂🚶

 

11. If the Bible 📖 was written in Nigeria, Gen 1:3 will be like: And God said let there be light and Nepa💡said for where 🤷😆

 

12. With this kind cøld ehn, you can use water gun 🔫 to røb person 🤣

 

13. Me as a photographer: Smile as if you love Buhari 😂🤣

 

14. This çøuntry na something else oo, I buy Sardine today na ponmo I see 🙆💔😹😂

 

TBC...

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