Title: The Day My Village People Sent Thunder to My Phone
Written by precious precious
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In the town of Ala-Mgbe, there lived a young man called Pius CashOut. He was the first person in his family to buy an iPhone 14 Pro Max, and since that day, his walking style changed.
Any small thing, he would shout, “Hello! Who’s on the line? Can you hear me clearly? I’m using iPhone, please respect yourself!”
He took pictures of everything—jollof rice, his toes, even his neighbor’s goat—just to post online with captions like, “Soft life, no stress.”
One day, his village people had enough.
His uncle, Mazi Okorie, who still used a Nokia torchlight phone, called him for an urgent family meeting.
“Pius! Come home immediately. It’s an emergency.”
Pius sighed. “Ahh, this village again. These people don’t have iPhone mind.”
Reluctantly, he traveled back to the village. The moment he arrived, his troubles began.
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THE STRANGE WARNING
As soon as Pius entered his uncle’s compound, he saw the village herbalist, Papa Thunder, sitting on a wooden bench, chewing bitter kola like an oracle.
“Ah, nephew,” Uncle Okorie said. “You’re welcome. Please, give me your phone.”
Pius frowned. “Why?”
Papa Thunder cleared his throat. “The ancestors want to inspect it.”
“Inspect what?” Pius laughed. “iPhone is not village juju.”
Papa Thunder’s eyes changed. “So, you are saying your iPhone is stronger than our tradition?”
The wind suddenly blew violently. A chicken nearby screamed.
Pius hesitated. “Okay, just hold it small.”
As soon as Uncle Okorie grabbed the phone, lightning flashed across the sky.
BOOM! A loud thunderclap shook the compound.
Pius jumped. “Jesus! What’s happening?”
Papa Thunder pointed at the sky and shouted, “You have disrespected the ancestors! Today, your phone must see something!”
Before Pius could react, the heavens opened, and rain poured ONLY on him!
His precious iPhone slipped from his hand, landed on the wet ground, and refused to turn on.
“AHHHH! My phone! My iPhone 14 Pro Max! Somebody help me!”
The villagers gathered and clapped.
“See this boy,” one old man laughed. “Village people are too strong for iPhone network!”
A little boy walked past, whispering, “iPhone don enter village mode.”
From that day, Pius never disrespected his village people again.
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Moral of the story:
No matter how rich you become, always fear your village people!
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Written by precious precious
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